Sometimes, a family is like an ear of summer corn: It might look perfect on the outside, but when you peel the husk away. every kernel is rotten.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

The sweetest smiles hold the darkest secrets.

Don't believe everything you hear

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the naughtiest of them all?

Every pretty girl is a heartbreaker

The best secrets are the most twisted

Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?

Its more fun to think of the future than dwell on the past.

Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong.

Always think backwards before moving forwards

What is elegance? Soap and water!

I would love to say there was some contemporary artist who's work really got me thinking, but lately I have just been trying to sort out 20 years of garbage TV culture that is filling my brain.

The body, what is it, Father, but a sign To love the force that grows us, to give back What in Thy palm is senselessness and mud?

Give me a man with a good allowance of nose,... when I want any good head-work done I choose a man - provided his education has been suitable - with a long nose.

What we do to animals, we do to ourselves.

If you don’t love yourself, who is supposed to do it for you?

There is no one just like you, and there never will be anyone just like you, so there's no reason not to be original.

IF you don't change, you can become extinct!

The haters always scream the loudest.