Some people are contriving ways and means of making us collapse.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Creativity is nothing but an intelligent imitation.

Maybe a day will come when we may have to just put on a pair of glasses and see sports events.

I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

Go, little booke! go, my little tragedie!

I have had friends for years who have never seen my house.

When all those city folks try to fix up my talking, all they do is mess me up.

If there is true evil in the world - it is Republican conservatives.

I do not love a man who is zealous for nothing.

I think music needs danger; it needs risk.