Some people are born great and some have greatness thrust upon them

At one point, I actually, ironically, thought I might go into criminology and work with the FBI.

I'm an incredibly lucky girl. For someone who has made some very foolish mistakes and had some tough lessons to learn very quickly, I am still incredibly lucky.

I was Patient Zero. The first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the Internet.

I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.

I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.

It’s time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress.

Let's acknowledge the difference between speaking up with intention and speaking up for attention.

Well, for me, really, I think it was I wanted to try and clear up some of the misperceptions that were out there and fill in some of the historical gaps.

I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.

Overnight, I went from being a completely private figure to a publicly humiliated one. I was Patient Zero.

Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.

Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.

While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

It is the marriage of the soul with nature that makes the intellect fruitful, and gives birth to imagination

Real investors should never feel bearish because the time to buy value is when markets go down!

Government money in the arts, I fear, can only deflect artists from their responsibility to find an authentic market for their products.

The religion of Islam is growing faster than any other religion in the world.

Modern education is like being taken to the world's greatest restaurant & being forced to eat the menu.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.