Some commit slow suicide with the sweet poison of their memories.

The Providence granted me with the ability to think, and thinking unveiled to me that, sadly, there was no providence.

The youth of today will never have the determination and the understanding of yesteryear's youth.

Husbands are the leftovers of a stew called love –she thought—, and with hair on their faces.

The most heinous crime is to disappoint those who trust in you

Brevity is a sublime talent.

Being in love is to be half-cooked inside an eggshell called love.

So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

Oftentimes, in fact I think this is to my fault, I look at usually scripts as a whole. I should probably pay more attention to the character that I'm going to play and what they do.

Does Being Happy simply Create More Time, in the way that Being Sad, as we all know, slows time and thickens it, like cornstarch in a sauce?).

Pray when you feel like worrying. Give thanks when you feel like complaining. Keep going when you feel like quitting.

I asked my dad what afflicted meant and he said 'Sickness son, and things that don't fit.'

I foster a sorrowful conception of affection. Make no sacrifices.

Not at all, I wanted to go into medicine. I took science in college. But my dad was a Producer - Director in Kannada films, and someone saw me, and one thing led to another.

Motion is the sign of life.

It's time to discuss what it's going to take to get you beneath me"-GC

If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.