Society teaches us that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The bill of rights informs us that we have the right to keep it to ourselves.

Although life and I are not always in love with each other, we do remain on close speaking terms.

I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven't come up.

NEWT: Now there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about.JACOB: Tell me - has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?NEWT: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Not every minor inconvenience leads to a major catastrophe.

Liberality consists less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.

And now each night, I count the stars. And each night I get the same number. And when the stars won't come to be counted, I count the holes they leave.

I've experienced more sunrises with my bandmates and friends out on the road than with my wife, because we're always up at these strange times in the mornings trying to catch a plane.

I can't say I don't get nervous, but I really kind of enjoy performing now.

Read books are far less valuable than unread ones.

It would be hard to name a more certain sign of poor self-esteem than the need to perceive some other group as inferior.

Keep engaged in the all new popular and fancy, positive side of things!

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.