Small price to pay for beauty.

I'm not crazy, I'm just colorful.

You know, when I was a kid, I always thought Id grow up to be a hero.

Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia.

If E.F. Harriman paid me what he's paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.

Some have called Afghanistan 'the graveyard of empires,' and it probably is the graveyard of empires.

Put me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worth. Motherf--. I, will, not, lose.

Technology is that which separates us from our environment.

Black people watch more television than anybody else, which makes it legitimate to talk about television. Its anesthetizing effect has been quite real. But that concern isn't new.

When there is tension, arguments and money problems, it's tough to do your work. Some people thrive on that. I don't.

As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously lost my grip on everything.

I feel like there's no such thing as failure.

We can pay teachers a hundred thousand dollars a year, and we'll do nothing to improve our schools as long as we keep the A, B, C, D, F grading system.

Pleasure is a manifestation of self-re-creation. Pleasure is worship because it replenishes the soul.