Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!""You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,

Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.

Does it hurt?”He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. “Only when I laugh.”“I’ll try not to be funny.”“Epic fail, beautiful.

No, ” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.”“I’m still not kissing you, ” Michael said.“Tease.

I'm not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any.

We have to remember all the time how wonderful life with God is so as not to lose out on our relationship with Him

people say life is

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs.

Gender Quotes are social disease.

The demonic love the taste of little girls.

We are relatives at the village and yet we become strangers in the city

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

Show me the artist anywhere who's had an utterly stable mental life, and I'll buy you hot dinners for the rest of your life.

Sometimes minor details can have a huge impact. If you don't devote 100 percent of your efforts to every detail, you immediately run into difficulties.

My worst day in the gym is still more fun than my best day in the office!