She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

The funnel of my family’s salvation must continue narrowing towards the gallows. That journey cannot begin at the parted tips of another woman’s toes

History would indicate that the majority of people have always been sheep.

Victoria's Secret is like a big family.

They have had such a crazy life living with me as their dad. Not crazy but different from their friends.

The evil that we do does not attract to us so much persecution and hatred as our good qualities.

I'm not human. I'm a piece of machinery. I don't need to feel a thing. Just forge on ahead.

There should be no more shame in acknowledging (mental illness) than in acknowledging a battle with high blood pressure or the sudden appearance of a malignant tumor.

I'm over dudes trying to look like they're in boy bands.

It was not his job at square leg to inform the batsman what I was doing. I did nothing for which I need to apologise.

If only the left hated crime as much as they hated hate.