She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

Kittens will make your sad go away

John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

Finding your purpose isn't enough. the challenge for our generation is creating a world where everyone has a sense of purpose.

Nothing that is will always be.- Open Mic Singer

It’s like I became so obsessed with doing things right, I forgot to enjoy them.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

All religions are branches of one big tree. It doesn't matter what you call Him just as long as you call.

History takes time. History makes memory.

I feel very strongly that clothes that fit well make a person feel better. It's maybe half the value of the merchandise.

I hate going into a room with people in it and the feeling of them staring. I find every moment excruciating.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

Go get yourself crucified and then rise on the third day.