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David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.




David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was mentally counting to see if he had that many shells left in the gun."

To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was mentally counting to see if he had that many shells left in the gun.




David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "When a man plans, a woman laughs."

When a man plans, a woman laughs.



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph."

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.




David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—"

Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever."

... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud."

You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud.




David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy"

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "I'm scared David""That's good, because there's lots to be afraid of"

I'm scared David""That's good, because there's lots to be afraid of



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble."

I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble.



David Wong, John Dies At The End Quotes: "There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks slapping off the walls in every direction."

There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks slapping off the walls in every direction.