She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.''''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his mouth, '' I said.''I look like a demented carbonated fountain, '' he deadpanned.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

A fiction writer weaves a fabric of lies in hopes of revealing deeper human truths.

We live in what is but we find 1 000 ways not to face it. Great theatre strengthens our faculty to face it.

As a leader, you will receive a large amount of praise and criticism and you should not unduly affected by either.

Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find 'em on my doorstep, and it's like Christmas. I get excited.

If you have love, you can correct people without saying anything to them because love is a supreme intelligence.

Hold the thought of all elements of the body working together in perfect rhythm.

So see every opportunity as golden, and keep your eyes on the prize - yours, not anybody else's.

I don't want to be remembered as an activist; I want to be remembered as an American Indian patriot.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

I'll never be like a Barbie girl, that's for sure.