Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing.

I'm always thinking, 'my career is over, I have to move back to Omaha, and work on the railroad, with the rest of my family. So no, I'm never thinking I've 'arrived.' I think that's a good way to be.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

Encourage, lift and strengthen one another. For the positive energy spread to one will be felt by us all. For we are connected, one and all.

When someone loves you so much that He dies for you, you can trust that any rewards He promises are going to be good.

The supreme artist lives as closely as possible to replicating the perfect dream, with life unfolding in a manner that a person could never conceive or direct.

We need to remember not to give the devil a chance and fall away from God’s grace

It's amazing: it's so cool being from Brampton, Ontario, and being able to travel the world and being embraced by so many countries.

A master looks at every move he would like to make, especially the impossible ones

They say I'm difficult, so to put it simply....tell the world I never cared it was against me

Logic is the kingdom of the unexpected. To think logically means to be continually amazed.

Women do not often have it in their power to give like men, but they forgive like Heaven.

Human unity is not something we are called on to create — only something we are called on to recognize.