Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

There is no religion that was founded on intolerance - and no religion that does not value the sanctity of human life.

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.

To Unlearn is as hard as to Learn

Cheap grace is grace without discipleship.

Always work hard. Intensity clarifies. It creates not only momentum, but also the pressure you need to feel either friction, or fulfillment.

I mean, if cans can be recycled, why not spirits?

The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film, and I was just direction traffic.

The greater the fool the better the dancer.

The whole hope of human progress is suspended on the ever-growing influence of the Bible.

. . . every age thinks it is perfect, especially in religion.