Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

He was always mindful of keeping his spirits in check lest they soar unreasonably high.

Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb luck, concepts I was introduced to while still in the womb.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevit

Trust your instincts. Do not confuse ego with instinct. Ego has to be set aside if you want to improve, and we should always want to improve. There is no glass ceiling on being better.

Originality is a return to the origin.

He who is in love with himself has no rivals.

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'

The thing about throwing a fastball is, you want it to be easy, you want it to be effortless.

The five senses are all correlated, the sixth and seventh is how you elevate it.

If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish - if a little more enlightened, religion would perish.