Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas

I love listening to games on the radio... you can't see what's going on

Fernando Torres' English seems to be coming on good.

I'm really glad that Italy went out, they were playing boring football. (on Euro 2004)

Tim Howard is as sharp as a tank.

Fabio Capello needs to nail his hammers to the mast.

He didn't try to take the net off its hinges with that header.

Chicharito must have icicles flowing through his veins

Arsenal have the wind in their sails and they need to put their foot to the floor.

If UEFA will not embrace video technology, then we need two more officials behind the goals to help the referee.

Often the Muse will not respond to direct and logical requests. She must be lured in with the playful and gentle.

Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.

Whilst I'm here, I'll always do the best I can.

People are too pretentious in France to like Sarkozy. But he'd be a fabulous president for America.

If the United States had not intervened in Afghanistan, then obviously, we would have then allowed the attacks of 9/11 to go unanswered. I don't think most of Americans wanted that to happen.

Your Lord is a God of mercy and bountifulness: be a source of mercy and bountifulness to your neighbors. If you will be such, you will find salvation yourself with everlasting glory.

Our bodies need real, fresh food to maintain health.

The more you’re willing to risk, the more God can use you. And if you’re willing to risk everything, then there is nothing God can’t do in you and through you.

A nation, like a tree, does not thrive well till it is engraffed with a foreign stock.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.