Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

I was very precocious. I was pleased with myself. I thought I was very good-looking and I thought I was very clever - and I was.

No one who had any sense has ever liked school.

It you taste nice I may bite!

I could walk and swim at 10 months old.

A good man giving bad advice is more dangerous than a nasty man giving bad advice.

Cowards have done good and kind actions, but a coward never pardoned.

When Nixon declared the war on cancer, he had no army. He had no tools. He had no anything, except good intentions.

Submission to the Scriptures is submission to God. Rebellion against the Scriptures is rebellion against God

Learn the true topography; the monstrous and wonderful archetypes are not inside you, not inside your consciousness; you are inside them, trapped and howling to get out

The currency of this world will be worthless at our death or at Christ's return, both of which are imminent.

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.