Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ” “Oh, please.” “Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ” “I don’t think so.” “Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ” “I’m out of here.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Religion helps humanity to pass through its darkest times.

Sometimes I felt as if we were all wading around in grief, reluctant to admit to others how far we were waving or drowning.

Now it seems like no matter what I decide, I'll be betraying someone.

If it was woman who put man out of Paradise, it is still woman, and woman only, who can lead him back.

And the joy of my job - and it's really true - is that it's constantly evolving and changing.

We don't leave home without my daughter's doll La-La. She looks like a bit of a rag, but India is obsessed with her.

George Bush was for me the most important ally on the road to German unity.

I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.

I actually have a young readers' series that I wanna do, kind of in the same lane as a Harry Potter or Narnia or Twilight. I want to write stuff like that.

If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.