Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Only the Lord leads us to walk in the path of light.

Sometimes in life you have to make difficult choices. The best time to make those choices is before you're confronted with them.

You think that fairytales are not true, but life itself is the most magical and mysterious fairytale.

Sorry, just ignore the man behind the curtain. Great, a subconscious with a sense of humor.

The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villainous — licentious — abominable — infernal — Not that I ever read them — no — I make it a rule never to look into a newspaper.

Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it - whole-heartedly - and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.

My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing.

An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means.There is no such thing in the country.

We all go through the same things - it's all just a different kind of the same thing.

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.