Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

For me, horror movies are a real escape.

I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means.

I don't know many artists who are not crazy.

Gardeners do first, read later. Why not? Plants are very gracious in accepting an apology.

Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are.

Ninety percent of my best friends back home are plumbers, electricians, builders, or landscapers. Most of our dads worked in trades.

Children not only have to learn what their parents learned in school, but also have to learn how to learn. This has to be recognized as a new problem which is only partly solved.

We start making every child ambitious, and ambition means you cannot love; ambition is anti-love. Ambition needs fight, ambition needs struggle, ambition needs you to use others as a means.

Enthusiasm is the nature of life. Become one whose enthusiasm never dies.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.