Russia is the biggest country in the world. It would be very difficult to surround it, and the world is changing so fast that it would basically be impossible, even in theory.

It's better not to argue with women.

It's better to be hanged for loyalty than be rewarded for betrayal.

You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness.

Sometimes it is necessary to be lonely in order to prove that you are right.

People are always teaching us democracy but the people who teach us democracy don't want to learn it themselves.

We are all different, but when we ask for the Lord's blessings, we must not forget that God created us equal.

I think every person should have some faith inside him, in his heart. What matters is not an external display of this faith, but the inner state of the soul.

Maybe they have nothing else to do in America but to talk about me.

Hitler wanted to destroy Russia- everyone needs to remember how that ended

I don’t regret anything. I did everything absolutely correctly.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Moammar Gadhafi had more American blood on his hands than any individual other than Osama bin Laden.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

Most people spend their lives on their endeavors, and I get the privilege to have been doing this since I was five. I get to go play and have fun and entertain people.

Community is essential when it comes to successfully living out the Christian walk in a day-to-day context. So the math is simple: More community = More disciples.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what they do, they just do it, like cats miaow and dogs bark.

Attachment to views is the greatest impediment to the spiritual path.

If you peel back the layers of your life-the frenzy, the noise-stillness is waiting. That stillness is you.

If we're unified, there's nothing we cannot do.