Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.

You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.

Hestia shook her head. "I am here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am all that's left. Home. Hearth. I am the last Olympian

And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding.

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

We need a shroud. A shroud for the son of Hermes.

I stared at her. Maybe I wasn't the brightest guy in the world when it came to girls, but I was pretty sure Rachel had just dumped me, which was lame considering we'd never even been together.

Education isn't for getting a job. It's about developing yourself as a human being.

Think of your pension and start saving. Like my father, I have been a spendthrift, and I regret that.

Do you know the best thing about broken hearts? They can only really break once the rest is just scratches.

Contentment is the continuing act of accepting the process of your own life.

Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine!

I put a spell on you and now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do. I ain't lying.

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

It's a good question, because to be believable is the only way that you could be successful.