Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

One goal of the mindful caregiver is to find ways to not feel ‘dis-eased’ in the caregiving process.

Would you like to be a brilliant conversationalist? Just give your natural enthusiasm free reign and say whatever comes into your head. Your rashness will be taken for extraordinary courage.

No rock so hard but that a little wave may beat admission in a thousand years.

When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young. Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part.

I don't get my inspiration from books or a painting. I get it from the women I meet.

I realized, 'Yo, I can't do anything in moderation. I don't know how.'

You don't have pressure on yourself to have to go nuts.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself.

From now on it is only through a conscious choice and through a deliberate policy that humanity can survive.

If you do not start with the idea, you are creating fine art - its personal, but it tends not to communicate.