Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple.

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.

That pitch wasn't down and in, that pitch was down and up.

A walk is as good as a home run.

When a catcher has to use his thumb to give signs, that means the pitcher has more than four pitches.

One thing about ground balls: they don't go out of the ballpark.

When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart.

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter; that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit!

Watch Darren Daulton use his mitt like a glove.

You cannot win a war outside until you have won the war that you are fighting inside you first.

God knows the motive of every man.

No matter how hard you try to create a story that's completely fictional, parts of your own experience are bound to surface.

A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach.

Love was always the goal, and my point every step of the way was that nothing is wrong with love, no matter what flavor it comes in.

If you talk to geneticists they are constantly finding that your genes are being switched on and off because of the environment. Genes alone do not determine an exact path in your life.

I just try to feel good in my own skin as much as I can.

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

My life has been regulated by insomnia.