Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open.

I'm so glad cities have personalities, just like people have personalities. That's something that makes me smile.

Avoid people who tell you that something you want to do is not possible.

If someone can write great music... Paul McCartney is a genius. He's so prolific. All we should do is bow down to Paul McCartney.

Portland is where young people go to retire.

I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.

There are so many disagreements in the world, but I like the idea of people agreeing on something like art.

The day of parts of the country hating each other, or rivalries like that... I feel like that's dead.

Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce].

Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.

"Macarena" is a great song. If music is something you can remember - the worst crime music can do is to be forgettable.

As hard as my life has been I have no desire for revenge. If I wish for anything it is for all the things that have been stolen from my life to be returned to me.

Hello, Lady Witch, " he said, breaking into a brazen grin. "Sorry to see you're laid up again.""Occupational hazard, " Lily mumbled...

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing.

To the extent that I considered the personal burden of harming the people who had trusted me, plus the Agency, or the United States, I wasn't processing that.

The wider world is a click away, but whether we mean to or not, we're usually filtering it out.

The beast in us must be[78] wheedled: ethic is necessary, that we may not be torn to pieces.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

In times of horror and torment prayer is a great thing Nobody answers But at least it stops you from thinking.

Sociology is the science with the greatest number of methods and the least results.