Religion I found to be without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, serves principally to divide us and make us unfriendly to one another.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Books are a hard-bound drug with no danger of an overdose. I am the happy victim of books.

If you want to identify the purpose of a thing, only its creator can provide you the answer

I hate sadness. Anything is better than sadness. Even feeling nothing.

Summer ends, and Autumn comes, and he who would have it otherwise would have high tide always and a full moon every night.

Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

You talk about what a director, he was smart. He said, Turn the camera on!

A lot of people think a high armhole is restrictive, but it gives you total movement because it's cut right up to your arm.

Meeting important emotional needs creates the feeling of love, but thoughtfulness keeps it alive.