Reason obeys itself

Your Majesty, ” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.” - Durzo Blint

Work your craft

He was colossal (apparently they felt behemoth was easier to spell).

Moral power is probably best when it is not used. The less you use it the more you have.

In the real world in which we live, you always have to choose between evils. And in choosing between evils, you have to have moral criteria for how to make those choices.

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

The audience wants to be attracted not by the critics, but by a great story. You must deliver to the audience emotion - and when I say emotion, I mean suspense, drama, love.

In fact, I would advise against anyone doing reality shows. I won't be doing 'X Factor' just yet.

Human beings all change. Not what they are but who they are. We have the power to change what we do with our life and turn it into our destiny.

One fool can ask more questions in a minute than 12 wise men can answer in an hour.