Realistically, I shouldn't be able to turn a doorknob without having some discomfort.

every day a million miracles begin at sunrise!

She’s a smart woman. I love that. Intelligence is a wonderful and powerful aphrodisiac. To me, it enhances beauty, makes an ordinary woman look like a movie star.

What you have to realize when you write poetry, or if you love poetry, is that poetry is just naturally the greatest god damn thing that ever was in the whole universe

The more I grew as a human being, the better I became at my craft.

early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!

a full moon is a flashlight so everyone can see your drama!

Its impossible to explain creativity. It's like asking a bird, 'How do you fly?' You just do.

I want you to hear a new version of Dueling Banjos. Anyone else is welcome.

intelligence is always intimidating to those who aren't!

A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning.

Dad looked more sheepish than I had ever seen him look in his life. It made him appear younger.“A scent. Your mother’s shampoo.

if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.

Human intelligence may not be the best trick nature has to offer.

The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

America is stronger than any state probably since the Roman Empire. But we can't do what used to be done with that kind of strength.

I play a nobody in Japan.

A five-minute teacher understands that peers' words can carry a lot more weight than his or her own, and there is nothing wrong with students doing the teaching.

Cookery is become an art, a noble science; cooks are gentlemen.

Nothing can nourish the SOUL but LIGHT.