Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.

Pot is like a gang of Mexican bandits in your brain. They wait for thoughts to come down the road, then tie them up and thrash them.

I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.

When you fall in love, you land on a cloud.

I have never been religious. I talk to God every day, but He's never said a word to me about religion! I think the most powerful prayer is surrender.

It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.

That's one of the actor's secrets: With everything you do, learn something new about yourself.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Oh, write of me, not Died in bitter pains, but Emigrated to another star!

I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady.

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

The F-bomb. It's everywhere. You hear it all the time. And I honestly don't understand what the appeal is over the word.

He has not truly lived who has not lived for others, in sympathy and in harmony with his fellows.