Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

You have to pick yourself up. Or else no one will.

People will promise you the moon, offer you the stars, but in the end, the only heavenly body you can truly count on is your on!

You can't leave humanity out. If you didn't have humanity you wouldn't have anything.

I feel like everybody is against Floyd Mayweather. I don't get any respect.

My fans are the best in the world! They've grown up with me and stayed with me through this entire journey.

I think about God, yes, and I wonder if there is a God. And if there is a God, will God please help me through my hard trips.

There's nobody I don't like. Maybe in six years it will be different.

Truth doesn't always heal a wounded soul.

If I could keep a single moment for all time, that would be the one. I became the very air; I was full of stars.

I was thinking." "I see no evidence of that, Jared." Kami said.