Progress should never be impeded by a need to coddle adults who respond to the world as children.

It was a lesson that I would learn in time though it wasn't Hegbert who taught me.

There is nothing worse then being surrounded by a bunch of people telling you to do what is right, when they can't define that definition, without a lot of hatred and judgment behind it.

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.

But Fear and the Muse in turn guard the place Where the banished poet has gone And the night that comes with quickened pace Is ignorant of dawn.

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.

Read about the history of the place that we live in and stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

He was the Grand Marshall of our Everyday Parade

If you can't impress yourself, then no one else really matters.

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.