Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

Do for yourself or do without.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Time well spent results in more money to spend, more money to save, and more time to vacation.

Why waste time trying to discover the truth, when you can so easily create it?

Anything that I can do with my voice thats good, Ill try to do.

Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps them make prudent career decisions.

People want to give advice but can't take it themselves.

Fashion is a reflection of your personality, so have fun and experiment.

It's all about how I feel about things. I never expect much, I always felt like I obey my heart.

I get so much out of being married and raising my kids - that's really important to me.