There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Do for yourself or do without.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

Love me in actions, not in words.

You are changing the world with your thoughts, actions and creation.

A little reckless bravery may end up saving your life.

If we had no winter the spring would not be so pleasant.

We didn't think about it but we never wanted to sound like anybody else.

America is dying at 1 percent GDP.

It is because nobody has been teaching you about hate; hence, hate has remained pure, unadulterated. When a man hatesyou, you can trust that he hates you.

The best would be to have friends who came and went away; but if I had to choose between their never coming or never going away, I think I would choose that they do not come.

That's why I don't listen to other people on the radio, never have, 'cause I don't want to inadvertently, even unaware, end up repeating something somebody else has already said.