Pretty girls don't have ugly mouths.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

The Second Amendment is timeless for our Founders grasped that self-defense is three-fold: every free individual must protect themselves against the evil will of the man, the mob and the state.

Some people can't stand being alone. I love solitude and silence. But when I come out of it, I'm a regular talking machine. It's all or nothing for me.

Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic.

When you cover politics, you realize that knowing how to talk about character matters more and more. The way we hold ideas is more important than the ideas.

In practice, such trifles as contradictions in principle are easily set aside; the faculty of ignoring them makes the practical man.

We need to be as well prepared to defend ourselves against public health dangers as we should be to defend ourselves against any foreign danger.

God gived you the seed. But the watering and caring of that seed is up to you.

Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one, isn't it?

If you wish to shine like day, burn up the night of self-existence. Dissolve in the Being who is everything.

We must train and classify the whole of our male citizens, and make military instruction a regular part of collegiate education.