Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is ridiculous.

It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

Ive been blessed to have a long career.

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer.

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.

I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.

I personally don't like to go see romantic comedies. But people do want to see them, and they seem to want to see me in them.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

If I say that I love you but I do want personal time, or if I don't want to do PDA, it's not that I have something against you.

I am not a scientist. I have never analyzed the far reaches of the solar system through the lens of a telescope nor scrutinized cancer cells under a microscope.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

No child asks to get born, so when they are here, they should be shielded from any possible horror.

Be not for ever harassed by impotent desire.

Attention is a limited resource, so pay attention to where you pay attention.

I wanted to become a painter for a while. I think it was because I was lazy.

Feydeau's one rule of playwriting: Character A: My life is perfect as long as I don't see Character B. Knock Knock. Enter Character B.