Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Everyone in the South has no time for reading because they are all too busy writing.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Nothing is better than music.... It has done more for us than we have the right to hope for.

There's not a lot of art forms where you can control your presentation and your ideas.

Not until we have learned to be useful can we afford to do what we like.

Remember you have lots of help. God is meditating in you and through you. The beneficent forces of existence are glad to help you. You can focus on any spiritual teacher. We are glad to help you.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.

An excellent introduction to the rise and fall of the British Raj, accurate, succinct, and engaging.

I guess you could say I'm a model slash hotelier slash actor slash screenwriter.