Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

There's something very enticing about an empty bench under a tree. And if it's facing a river, that's the bench for me.

No one can stop me from talking about my movie.

It's the stuff that happens right in front of your face when there's no routine and everything is unexpected. That's what I want to write about.

Admirals and Generals always want more ships and more weapons and they take the arguments where they can find them.

Patience is very important, especially at the plate.

Beauty's where you find it; not just where you bump and grind it.

America is the hope of the earth.

Your look reflects whats happening in your mind.

He does much who loves God much, and he does much who does his deed well, and he does his deed well who does it rather for the common good than for his own will.

The Palestinian state is within our grasp. Soon the Palestinian flag will fly on the walls, the minarets and the cathedrals of Jerusalem.