Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Unless the Lord builds the house, those who build it labor in vain. Unless the Lord builds the city, the guard keeps watch in vain.

Whoever thirst for money is real victim of a capital illusion.

...the hardest word to swallow is almost.

The stories she'd read of others' lives over these last few months had left her with a greater appreciation for the thread of her own life.

He who reflects too much will achieve little.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

Why must we be eternally on our knees before the Kants and Hugos?

So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.

To ask me is in vain; For who goes up your winding stair Can ne'er come down again.

Pain and disease awaken us to convictions which are necessary to our moral condition.