Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don’t know you're a member until it’s too late to get out.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

Not just beautiful, though--the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me.

I'm a mess right now I can't eat can't sleep Bills are piling high ain't worked in three weeks Ain't bathed can't shave cause my heart is so tender like living in a blender I'm shaken and I'm stirred

I've always had such wonderful opportunities, but I never made the effort, haven't put on the pressure. But I never took them.

Is a currency worth anything if no one wants it? We used to buy shoes in Italy. Remember?

Bodybuilding is an art, your body is the canvas, weights are your brush and nutrition is your paint. We all have the ability to turn a self portrait into a masterpiece.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Im crazy about my father, hes an amazing man, a real adventurer. He took us with him to travel all over the world. We were in places that were so remote, that white people hardly ever reach them.

Everybody loves things that sparkle.

I feel that the most important requirement in success is learning to overcome failure. You must learn to tolerate it, but never accept it

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!