People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

I still get really nervous, though, before each performance. It kind of hits about 15 minutes before we go onstage - sometimes I don't even want to go on. But once I'm onstage I'm fine

I'm a much better musician than astronomer. I think the world got the right choice.

My main thing is constantly looking forward and trying to make music that I couldn't have made at any other time.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

We all need people to tell us that we were the ones who had been deeply wronged.

Intensity is so much more becoming in the young.

Every one, even the richest and most munificent of men, pays much by cheque more light-heartedly than he pays little in specie.

To understand the man you have to know what was happening in the world when he was twenty.

Peace can be reached through meditation on the knowledge which dreams give. Peace can also be reached through concentration upon that which is dearest to the heart.

If the war on terror is endless, you could forget about democracy.