People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

The grass is greener on the other side, but often this is just an illusion. Most probably, everyone is as unhappy as you.

Life ahead holds much more opportunities.

I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.

I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a girl who desperately wants to forgive a boy, but not without a hell of a lot of grovelling first.

I think rehearsal can be important if it's done in a way that works. Often, rehearsal can be a waste of time.

I don't want to completely self-sabotage everything that I've got and alienate everyone. But I definitely want to take some chances as I always have.

It may be most difficult to empathize with those we are closest to.

The beauty of design ought to be totally incidental to the enterprise itself.

Because we cannot know what God is, but only what He is not, we cannot consider how He is but only how He is not.

When crushed to your knees, it is best to dig in your heels.