People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

People thought becoming an adult meant that all your acts had consequences; in fact it was just the opposite.

Whatever you have learned in your previous incarnations is retained within your causal body, your multi-lifetime body of energy that lives from one incarnation to another.

A society in which men recognize no check upon their freedom soon becomes a society where freedom is the possession of only a savage few.

We love people not so much for the good they've done us, as for the good we've done them.

Each moment is a chance for us to make peace with the world, to make peace possible for the world, to make happiness possible for the world.

Every real thing is a joy, if only you have eyes and ears to relish it, a nose and tongue to taste it.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

From my opinion, 'geisha' means a woman skilled in the arts. Like dancing, singing and playing musical instruments.