People get a kick out of my stupidity.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

To be ignorant is to waste the talents you were born with. To be ignorant is to confine your life to a path no different than the generations before you

Yes, the life of an adult entails accepting and in some way being responsible for pain.

I hope to see the bringing together of all the best educated people of the earth into a worldwide Congress of Scientists.

Trying to force creativity is never good.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

I don't believe in originality in art. I think we exist on this earth to inspire each other, through our actions, through our deeds, and through who we are. We're always borrowing.

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

Somebody who eats twice as much factory-farmed products as he or she needs to is clearly doing twice as much damage to the planet. From a utilitarian point of view, that's twice as bad.

The world does not owe men a living, but business, if it is to fulfill its ideal, owes men an opportunity to earn a living.