People are not measured by their accomplishments, but by how many times they screw up trying to achieve them.

If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.

Geniuses don't become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to.

Sometimes a people lose their right to remain silent when pressured to remain silent.

Have intercourse with females, acquire wealth.

If I didn't find out, or learn, that I was an alcoholic and I didn't take the 12 Steps of Recovery, I wouldn't be the person I am today. So, I would do it again in a heartbeat.

I am quite bereft that I've lost the emoticons from my latest new old berry. Is there anyway [sic] I can add them.

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

We forget cruelty and past betrayal, Heedless of where the next bright bolt may fall.

By the time I was 4, I knew how to hit my mark.

It is a great virtue to be needed. Greater, even, than being liked

I do not know any way to explain why God's grace touches a man who seems unworthy of it.