People are cooking less but obsessing about it more.

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it's like ahh, unicorns.

Wales! Where the men are men and the sheep are scared!

There's no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

If you teach success, you will taste success!

Better it is to say that the government most comfortable to nature is that which best agrees with the humor and disposition of the people in whose favor it is established.

There is only one form of political strategy in which I have any confidence, and that is to try to do the right thing and sometimes be able to succeed.

Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.

When I am at home, I never watch TV, but when I am abroad in a hotel I take a look at the BBC to find out what's going on.

East India Company weren't an evil organization that went around deliberately oppressing people, but they were driven by profit, and how familiar is that now?

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.

I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie