PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

After every sunny day, comes a stormy night

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story.

As an actor, it's my job to prepare myself for a role. If the character is realistic, one can't go wrong.

America's leadership is essential. America's resources are vast. America's opportunities are unprecedented.

We're burnin' daylight!

You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.

I believe in guilt. There's not enough guilt around these days for my taste.

You must learn to love, respect and believe in yourself. To accomplish this, begin by restructuring your current self-programming.

If you loved music, you loved Freddie Mercury.

If you are not leaning, no one will let you down.