For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Death kills us once

I will not do festivals. The thought of an audience that big frightens the life out of me.

At the same time, television theatre became more visibly active.

Writing has so much to give, so much to teach, so many surprises.

Miracles happen. They have happened to me and they are happening to you. You need only look to the people in your lives in order to see them.

Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.

Foolishness and criticism are so apt, do so naturally go together!

What is self? Self is the mind viewing itself. That's all. The mind stops viewing itself and turns towards infinity. There is no self, there's only infinity.

I understand it. People are very willing to say things about me, to make accusations about me that are - I don't get upset about them anymore, but they are very regrettable.

Then there were things-- epic, terrible things-- that he didn't tell her but skirted around, like caressing the edges of a wound, hesitant, testing for pain.