I don't like programming. It's tedious.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

We spent all those years talking about stuff we had in common, and the last few months noticing all the ways we were different and it broke both of our hearts.

Knowledge may be terrible, but we can only prefer it to ignorance. Light may be terrible, but we can only prefer it to the dark.

It is in fact the height of selfishness to merely consume what others create and to retreat into a shell of limited goals and immediate pleasures.

It seems like in the beginning of my flight, the space dreams were rare. And now, almost 150 days into it, the Earth dreams are more of the rare ones.

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.

Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The normal economic system works itself.

Sceptics are yet the most credulous.

It is extremely hurtful when women tell me I don't understand or know how they feel.

There always seemed to be a place for God and, to me, it seemed like God was a place in the unknown side of the ledger.