Our problem in America is not with atheists or the pagans who are consistent with their unbelief, but with believers who are inconsistent with their belief.

Once you depart from the Ten Commandments as being the foundation of right and wrong, you are in a free fall.

Behaviors are a choice. Feelings are sometimes out of our control. Behavior has to do with choices.

I've traveled all over the country for years speaking in churches, teaching the Ten Commandments. It's amazing if 2 percent of any congregation knows the Ten Commandments.

Most of the Ten Commandments are negative. The purpose of law is not to mandate good behavior. That concept comes from the French Revolution.

We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma.

He who frames the question wins the debate.

Truth has within it the seeds of its own victory; Lies have within them the seeds of their own destruction.

I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies.

Christians take Scriptures out of context to try to justify or to vindicate retreat and cowardice.

If it squares with the Scripture, then let's go. If it's in conflict with the Scripture, then it's heresy.

The way we relate with people is the same way we relate with God

Losing you is most difficult for me, but the nature of my love for you is what matters. If it distorts into half-truth, then perhaps it is better not to love you. I must keep my mind but lose you.

Ignoramus: a person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

One cannot know everything.

A great symphony is a man-made Mississippi down which we irresistibly flow from the instant of our leave-taking to a long forseen destination.

I would put forward a modest proposition that we were very much better governed by Henry VIII than we are by King Gordon.

Who teaches the soul if not God?

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

But man is a part of nature, and his war against nature is inevitably a war against himself.