Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.

At 17, the gratitude part of their brain is a little undercooked.

Don't think about any poor man, just think he deserves it.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Bush to USSS: 'We need to get back to Wash. We don't need some tin horn terrorist to scare us off.'

As for whom I would like to fight, I always want to fight a guy coming off a win, because the guys coming off a loss are always very tough. They're fighting for their lives.

Evangelizing includes the endeavor to elicit a response to the truth taught.

An improper art aims at exciting in the way of comedy the feeling of desire but the feeling which is proper to comic art is the feeling of joy.

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it.

There can never be success without happiness, and no man can be happy without dispensing happiness to others.

Then what's a synonym for woman?" "Entrails." "You're not very poetic, are you? Well, then, what's the antonym for entrails?" "Milk.