Organised religion tries to control, so therefore must be lying.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

Even if dogma has a purpose, it can never function as a substitute for faith, only as a dry aspect of it.

I like playing around with the words

Prayer is better than pills.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

None of us is as good as we think we are. Every one of us is more than we think we can be.

Love lessens woman's delicacy and increases man's.

Volleyball was the hardest thing Ive ever had to do.

Believeth with the life, the pain shall stop.

I believe every woman should own at least one pair of red shoes.